office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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