I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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