he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Randomize
