I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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