It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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