thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
