Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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