So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Randomize
