Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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