So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
