oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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