Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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