Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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