yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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