and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
