Welp...herpes.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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