Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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