just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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