I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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