I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you didnt know i had herpes?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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