lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Randomize
