She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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