problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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