woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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