Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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