I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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