i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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