I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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