are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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