oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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