they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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