I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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