Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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