My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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