How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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