I could have mohawked her pubes.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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