My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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