ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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