I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Operation Purity has been aborted
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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