Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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