Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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