Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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