Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Sober January is a disaster.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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