i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I think your dad took our porno
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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