...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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