the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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