sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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