i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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