his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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