Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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